Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lead Balloon #43: Japanese Zoo Apologizes After Gorilla Escapes, Returns Voluntarily
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Breaking Boomer Report #11 – Cards with Kids
What?… Don’t be ridiculous
The Lead Balloon #42: German Scientists Train Rats to Drive Tiny Cars, claim it reduces rodent anxiety
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lead Balloon #40: Americans are suffering from “time poverty;” the chronic imbalance between the time a person requires and what their job allows them
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lead Balloon #39: Afghanistan public execution shocks the world: 13-year-old boy executes a convicted murderer in death sentence before 80,000 spectators
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lead Balloon #38: Kristen Stewart admits why she felt bad for “Twilight” sequel directors
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Dipsy Do’s! #6… The Biggest Kick
Rated R: Age 18+
The Dipsy Do’s!… How Dare You
The Lead Balloon #37: Revealed… Men’s lazy habit fueling millennial “dating crisis”
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lead Balloon #36: UK woman eats 10 sheets of paper daily due to pica disorder; says different papers have “unique flavors”
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lead Balloon #35: Kennedy’s vaccine advisory committee delays vote on hepatitis B shots for newborns
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lead Balloon #34: Trump demolishes East Wing of White House for personal ballroom, drawing heavy criticism
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lead Balloon #33: India–Russia boosts military cooperation as defense pact cleared ahead of Putin’s Delhi visit
Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lead Balloon #32: Virat Kohli smashes his 53rd ODI century against South Africa, closing in on Tendulkar’s record
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Headline Hoax #5: Scientists say not picking up dog shit isn’t laziness — it’s a sign of high intelligence
No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline
Click to see article of inspiration
The Breaking Boomer Report #10 – Rainy Day Raging
How could you?
The Lead Balloon #31: Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom. Animal Protection says the raccoon “ransacked” the store before passing out next to the toilet
Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lead Balloon #30: A Black Swan nicknamed “Mr. Terminator” evicted from Stratford-upon-Avon, England after attacking other swans
Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lead Balloon #29: Missouri judge suspended for wearing an Elvis wig and sunglasses while presiding over court
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes