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First Crush at 7 Years Old: A Sports-Obsessed Kid’s Awkward Moment
Jul23July 23, 2026Unfocussed Assessments - (Stories)

First Crush at 7 Years Old: A Sports-Obsessed Kid’s Awkward Moment

Most kids get their first crush around age 5–7. My 7-year-old sports kid? More interested in fastballs than little girls. That is, until one day at his Little League game when a girl he’s known since he was two showed up after a dance recital.

The Lede Balloon #168: Andy Reid confirms Kelce-Swift wedding invite with classic one-liner
Jul22July 22, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #168: Andy Reid confirms Kelce-Swift wedding invite with classic one-liner

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #167: Judge declares mistrial in Harvey Weinstein’s rape retrial after jury deadlocked
Jul21July 21, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #167: Judge declares mistrial in Harvey Weinstein’s rape retrial after jury deadlocked

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #166: Chicago man walks nearly 33 feet with a balloon between his knees for Guinness World Record attempt
Jul16July 16, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #166: Chicago man walks nearly 33 feet with a balloon between his knees for Guinness World Record attempt

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #165: John Stockton rejected by US Supreme Court in COVID speech case
Jul15July 15, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #165: John Stockton rejected by US Supreme Court in COVID speech case

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #164: Australian man becomes world’s oldest grandfather
Jul14July 14, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #164: Australian man becomes world’s oldest grandfather

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Breaking Boomer Report #17 – Flag Football Follies
Jul09July 9, 2026The Breaking Boomer Report - (Memes)

The Breaking Boomer Report #17 – Flag Football Follies

Am I wrong???

The Lede Balloon #163: Vegas tourism hit its lowest since the pandemic and that changes everything
Jul08July 16, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #163: Vegas tourism hit its lowest since the pandemic and that changes everything

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

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